"Leaving the phone booth, I was struck by a whiff of the weird." -- Jim Morrison

Practical advice when traveling to Lake Powell #1: 

Worms are over-rated. Use crackers and onions to catch big fish.

Practical advice when traveling to Lake Powell #2: 

Bring flippers, lose your ego.

Practical advice when traveling to Lake Powell #3: 

There's no excuse for poor hygiene; rubber duckie is optional.